Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
10.06.2025 23:53

If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
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I have a reading level above third grade
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
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I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
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I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I actually pay taxes
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
The NASA science missions that would be axed in Trump’s 2026 budget - The Washington Post
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I understand how hurricane paths work
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
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I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
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I know who the president of Turkey really is
I don’t cotton to rapists
I see through liars
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I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I have complete contempt for fakery
How do I overcome attachment issues?
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
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I can count
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t buy bullshit
Apple’s struggles to update Siri lead to investor concerns over AI strategy - Financial Times
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I can read
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t