Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

For the first time, an external factor turns a male mammal into a female - EL PAÍS English

I have a reading level above third grade

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Buzzy anti-aging supplement beloved by biohackers may not actually be that useful after all - New York Post

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Florida higher ed board stuns UF, blocks Santa Ono from becoming president - Gainesville Sun

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Magnetic fields appear to be as old as the universe itself. What created them? - Space

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I actually pay taxes

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

The NASA science missions that would be axed in Trump’s 2026 budget - The Washington Post

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

What’s up in the sky for June 2025? Arietid meteor shower, strawberry moon and much more - WTOP

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Midlife Caffeine Intake Linked to Healthy Aging - Neuroscience News

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t cotton to rapists

I see through liars

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I have complete contempt for fakery

How do I overcome attachment issues?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Anycubic has yet another sale happening, and the 3D printer I own is $200 off - Creative Bloq

I can count

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t buy bullshit

Apple’s struggles to update Siri lead to investor concerns over AI strategy - Financial Times

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I can read

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t